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Wake up in the hospital to find that your face has been gnawed off by weasels. Your wounds are cauterized and the pain is gone, but your face has been completely gnawed off.

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Become a human-sized porcupine and give birth to a human baby

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jonnyt_
Do I STAY a human sized porcupine afterwards?

bryan.derksen
Probably. The baby stays born, after all.

jonnyt_
Ugh! I don't want to be a giant porcupine. :(

bryan.derksen
Fortunately, you have another option! :)

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