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Have teeth for toe-nails
 
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All sea life is suddenly able to survive in, and swim through, the air

 
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jburtson

That would actually be pretty awesome

SlicedFruit

Do I have to brush my toe teeth? Is there special toothpaste for use on the foot?

jonnyt_

Being able to swim through the air creates some interesting possibilities. Not only can we get dolphins as pets and use humpback whales eat mosquitoes for us we might also be able to harness this power for space exploration.

If sea life is immune to gravity (rather than just being less dense than air (which is also a possible explanation)) then we can grow fish cells in labs and use them to construct spacecraft. The structure of the craft will be weightless, so now we only have to get a few thousand pounds into orbit. It'll be a huge boon for space travel!

hellraezer

err.. flying Jaws, collossal squids and those frikken huge jellyfish? ahhh, land is my sanctuary.

danielkinane

I wouldn't go anywhere without an automatic shotgun in my hands and a turret mounted vulcan cannon mounted on the roof of my car. Fucking jellyfish man, pure evil and now they can fly!

JonThompsonsEmail

I think you probably would have to brush them. Although they wouldn't get as much on them as normal teeth, so perhaps they'd be ok. Maybe just careful washing when you normally shower would be sufficient.

pdxtz1915

It would be odd, not to mention the DEEP dwellers of the ocean would never be able to adjust to the light.

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