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Have everyone sing The Unbirthday song from Alice in Wonderland to you every day but be ignored on your real birthday
 
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You can (at any time) convert the cells of your body into money at the rate of one penny per cell

 
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danielkinane

This would get extremely irritating extremely quickly.

RoguePainter

EVERYONE would sing it to you

JonThompsonsEmail

Yeah, but its over quickly. Basically your sacrificing what 1-2 minutes a day.

Sure its a negative, but a lot better than 99% of the other stuff on this site.

derksenmobile

If I can choose which cells to convert this is really fantastic. I shed millions of cells every day naturally, I'd pick the epithelial cells I'm about to lose anyway. A pint of blood has 2 billion cells and blood donation is generally limited to one pint every 56 days, so that's ten million dollars a month from spare blood cells alone. Skin sheds a million cells per day, that's a nice ten thousand dollars a day for doing nothing and it will reduce house dust buildup in the process.

And if I ever got cancer, ka-ching!

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