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Become an immortal sorceress with mind-control powers but permanently transform into an enormous black cobra-like serpent with a human face.

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Have diced habernero peppers rubbed in your eyes

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IMFeatherlin
wait i have to be a girl now

bryan.derksen
The "giant serpent" part seems a somewhat more significant change, IMO. Especially since I'd be the only one of my species so gender won't really matter much (unless this is paired with one of those "the opposite happens to you and X other people" options).

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