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Become an immortal sorceress with mind-control powers but permanently transform into an enormous black cobra-like serpent with a human face.

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Your co-workers hold you down and lick your face for 20 minutes

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tlucy
My dog licks my face for a long time whenever she gets the chance - how's this different?

waabHermes
Human mouths are significantly more disgusting than dog mouths.

bryan.derksen
Joke's on them, I've got a cold right now.

IMFeatherlin
wait i have to be a girl now

revegelance
I assume this only happens once?

JonThompsonsEmail
Yeah.

bryan.derksen
The "giant serpent" part seems a somewhat more significant change, IMO. Especially since I'd be the only one of my species so gender won't really matter much (unless this is paired with one of those "the opposite happens to you and X other people" options).

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