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A type of magical weapon is invented that transforms anyone caught within its area of effect into docile humanoid sheep. The governments of the world decide this is more humane and economical than regular guns and bombs and use sheep-guns and sheep-bombs in their place.

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A medium-sized cactus suddenly materializes in your small intestine

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whargolflorp
probably kill you...

danielkinane
Definately kill you

bryan.derksen
Maybe not with prompt medical assistance and surgery, but it definitely won't be pretty.

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