I have the "Zombie Survival Guide", so I will survive the apocalypse.
whargolflorp
But zombie apocalypes are loads of fun.
bryan.derksen
But lots and lots of people dying in fear and agony _isn't_ fun. And many of the dead will be people you know personally, too.
leahmarshall
the worst is when your family members try to eat you!
bryan.derksen
"It's okay, everyone. Calm down. I know this looks bad, but trust me - an internet web page told me that baby was going to grow up to be like Hitler. So this was for the best, no need to get upset."