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Be thrown in the ocean with a backpack full of cinder blocks
 
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Have the body of a large dog, though your face is still humanoid and you can speak normally.

 
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bryan.derksen

While no doubt a horrifying experience, I think I can ditch a backpack quickly enough that it won't have dragged me too deep to get back to the surface. Especially if I've got some forewarning that this is about to happen, which the "be thrown" part kind of hints that I do.

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