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You can (at any time) convert the cells of your body into money at the rate of one penny per cell
 
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Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who telepathically tell you whatever information you need making you into a super-genius/inventor/problem-solver. Their psychic voice in your mind sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison. And they bite.

 
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derksenmobile

If I can choose which cells to convert this is really fantastic. I shed millions of cells every day naturally, I'd pick the epithelial cells I'm about to lose anyway. A pint of blood has 2 billion cells and blood donation is generally limited to one pint every 56 days, so that's ten million dollars a month from spare blood cells alone. Skin sheds a million cells per day, that's a nice ten thousand dollars a day for doing nothing and it will reduce house dust buildup in the process.

And if I ever got cancer, ka-ching!

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