You have to pick:

Just call me worm man!

I am land shark!

heaven

in it's purest form

Unless they are hot.

Also, what about what doesn't get eaten. That is NOT going to smell good in three days.

The smell you'd get use to, rotten cheese and meats, you'd get use to it until it didn't smell.

Also since it rained only pizza toppings either our blood is marinara sauce or we'd die from dehydration/diabetes/heart attack real fast.

Ground = rubbish, chemicals, dead bodies.. no thanks!