You have to pick:

If you cut them off they grow back

they are flesh-eating so would they try to eat you?

heaven

in it's purest form

Unless they are hot.

Also, what about what doesn't get eaten. That is NOT going to smell good in three days.

Yes, but you control your fingers. So they can't pull your hand toward you, but if you leave your hand resting on your chest... bad things happen. :(

The smell you'd get use to, rotten cheese and meats, you'd get use to it until it didn't smell.

Also since it rained only pizza toppings either our blood is marinara sauce or we'd die from dehydration/diabetes/heart attack real fast.