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Burn your tongue
 
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You are immortal and invincible but you become a hovering cloud of diarrhea with 5-foot telekinesis

 
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JALLAJ666

I did that yesterday. It hurts.

JonThompsonsEmail

You can talk - you're voice emanates from the cloud - but it sounds like farting.

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