You have to pick:

Anyone can speak with babies if you just wait long enough. I guess they won't be babies anymore, but whatever.

That would be odd, but I suspect that the brain might adapt and reprogram itself after time. At least, you'd get used to it.

It might not even make a difference. I mean, they are basically the same.

I guess one of my eyes is worse than the other, so that might confuse my brain a bit.

Also, I'd need new glasses.