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Live in an underwater glass house
 
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You live at a La-Z-Boy Furniture Gallery. The rent is free and you can use the recliners, couches, display TVs to your heart's content. You have a generous daily stipend for ordering in or eating out wherever you like. The catch is that its an active store, so customers are coming in all the time during business hours and you will have no privacy. During off hours you can do whatever you like, but during business hours you must be respectful to customers and not do/say/watch anything that would be at all offensive to them.

 
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JALLAJ666  

The glass could break...
Fr05tyFlak35  

am i also a squirrel from texas with a sponge for a best friend?
Alex.Critchlow  

Lawl...I built one of those in Minecraft.
jaxondude25  

f**kin awesome
danielkinane  

I assume this isn't actually glass but another, much stronger, transparent material. I'd demand it be located in relatively shallow waters, preferably by a coral reef (nice scenery and less chance of being crushed by a sinking ship). I'd also need access to the escape pod from every room.
RoguePainter  

No, No and No. You trapped there forever.
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