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You have to pick:

Live in a world with advanced science and killer robots
 
or
 
Have a prehensile tongue that can extend up to a meter out of your mouth

 
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sojikari

It'sa me! Frogio!

Anonymousocalypse

Will the killer robots do my bidding? Cause that may change my answer

jonnyt_

I suspect the killer robots would AT BEST do your bidding as likely as a human army would. So the more rich, smart, and powerful you are, the more likely they'll be following your commands. On the other hand, maybe they just hate all humans (like the Matrix) or perhaps they aren't intelligent but just have a directive to kill all humans that can't be argued with.

In any case, they are PROBABLY not on your side. If you are the president or a genius scientist or an eccentric billionaire then MAYBE you have a chance if you're lucky.

BecomeAFan3

how comfortably does the tongue sit in your mouth? Is it obvious when your mouth is shut that you have a giant tongue? What are some women's opinions on this matter: Would it be an attractive characteristic for a man to possess? Would the tongue snap out like a frog? Or roll out like one of those New Years Eve gidgets? I guess, what I mean to ask is how much control over the tongue do you have? Is it like a snake? It better not be like a cat's tongue, because I'm not sure I would be socially acceptable in public. However, it would be nice to drink from bowls.. You know, in case I run out of cups. I need a dishwasher. Or some adderall. I need to think about this a while longer.....

jordan.devenport21

It would be kind of painful to hang from your own tongue.

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