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You have to pick:

Live on nothing but plain rice for the rest of your life (you take pills to make sure you get any missing nutrients so you don't die)
 
or
 
Be Jabba the Hutt

 
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bryan.derksen

One major benefit to this option that might not be immediately obvious is the fact that Hutts have incredibly long lifespans - the oldest known lived about 1700 years. They're also rather clever.

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