You have to pick:

yesyesyesyesyesyesyes. if you havn't wached that series yet, then just pick the option, you'll thank me later.

Welcome to the herd everypony!

only if i come with a gatiling gun with unlimited aminition.

chances are you get alot of water

Well, you could raise an island from the ocean floor if need be. But it occurs to me that the literal reading of this specifies a "patch of land", so it makes sense that the random location would not be in an ocean or lake.

I found a website that serves up random locations on Earth and kept clicking until the first one that was on land. I got a spot just inside the northern edge of Bandingilo National Park in South Sudan. Looks like a pretty nice place, and not too hard to get to (I'd hate to have hit a spot in Antarctica or the heart of the Sahara or something like that). The local political situation could be a bit tricky, though, South Sudan is wretchedly poor and wracked with civil war. I'd probably want to keep a low profile.

@jaxondude25 - A substantial percentage of ponies have telekinesis and other magical powers and Equestria is ruled by a pair of physical goddesses who are unlikely to look kindly on someone murdering their subjects. I don't expect your rampage would last very long.

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!

Am I still a human, or a pony?

There's another option this is paired with that's "become a My Little Pony", so no, I expect this one leaves you as a human in Equestria.