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You have to pick:

Win the lottery, tell all your friends you've won, start celebrating, but then, as you go to pick up your money you realize you read the ticket wrong and you didn't actually win
 
or
 
Be Jabba the Hutt

 
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bryan.derksen

One major benefit to this option that might not be immediately obvious is the fact that Hutts have incredibly long lifespans - the oldest known lived about 1700 years. They're also rather clever.

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