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Speak like Beaker
 
or
 
ATMs will release any sum of money requested to anyone. However, for each dollar you take out one ticket in your name is entered into a draw. At the end of each week a single name is drawn and that person is killed.

 
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revegelance

That could be really interesting. Greedy people have a much higher chance at death, and the possibility of death would hopefully keep most sane people in check. Of course, there's a good chance that riots would ensue...

jonnyt_

Based on the muppets, the professor CAN understand beaker. So I will proceed with the assumption that even though I speak like beaker, people CAN in fact understand me.

german.kevin

sliders much?

bryan.derksen

One possible workaround: take out billions of dollars, then use a portion of that to hire a mercenary army to protect me from the lottery enforcers.

cyrion

This sounds familiar.....
Hey Quinn, have we been here before?

jordan.devenport21

On the good side, greedy people would probably lead themselves to their own demise.
On the bad side, the value of/trust in the dollar would crash instantly.

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