You have to pick:

Let's bend the laws of physics. Never could resist a dare! Now you all shall suffer!

Clarify:
Eating a banana-flavored slug would be okay, but eating a type of slug that grows on banana plants would just suck.

A banana slug is a very large slug with yellow and black markings that make it look like an overripe banana. They live on the west coast of North America.

So, basically, you are eating a particularly large slug.