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Be able to turn into a motorcycle at will, but you have to spend at least half of your time in that form

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Every time you sit down to each any meal there is a 50% chance that it has transformed into a really good sandwich

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Themisfitjoe
sweet, when you get cancer you turn into a motorcylce go to a mechanic, and get fixed for a couple hundred bucks, instead of thousands on chemo

ben.jamin.6508
Can I drive myself as a motorcycle? Does my "body" rest as a motorcycle (i.e. I sleep as a motorcycle)

bryan.derksen
Let's say "yes" to both of ben.jamin's questions.

JonThompsonsEmail
The sandwich is one of your favorite types of sandwich. Burgers count as sandwiches.

sega_shaman
Abuse this like crazy. Make a meal of really cheap things, keep sitting down until it's a good sandwich.

JonThompsonsEmail
Can I sleep in motorcycle form? If so that makes this a lot more palatable.

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