I think it might have to depend on who is doing the crying.
This implies something very very bad has just happened.
This has got to be one of the best options, seeing as most of the ones it ends up with would be cool if everyone could do.
Except there are a lot of bad options on this site too.
Where should this comment appear?
This pairing only
Whenever "The other option this is paired with happens to everyone ..." appears
Whenever "Listen to an adult crying for 3 hours" appears