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Stub your toe once a day
 
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Have a pet velociraptor. It is well-behaved, but only for you.

 
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revegelance

At first, it would just be annoying, but eventually, your toe would get quite badly damaged, and it wouldn't get much of a chance to heal between stubs.

leahmarshall

but you could start wearing shoes so it does not hurt as bad.

danielkinane

You have ten toes, it doesn't have to be the same toe each day.

RbrtKurtz

Who the fuck wouldn't want a velociraptor that behaves for you?!

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