You have to pick:

Does it have to be a rational skin color? 'Cause if not, the chance at waking up as a giant smurf is something I'm going to have to side with.

Or an oompa loompa!

i will provide necessary quest information

ahh, it would kind of suck if you were on the outskirts.. cause you'd be watching everyone else having fun while you work on the fields. or get conscripted. or something

Of course even quest giving peasants only get a handful of lines to say. "Times are tough" would get boring after awhile.

Hey, this could get me a job at the Green Giant company if I turn green #marketing opportunities