I'm thinking that you'd end up excreting whatever your "hands" suck in
I have the "Zombie Survival Guide", so I will survive the apocalypse.
That would suck.
But zombie apocalypes are loads of fun.
But lots and lots of people dying in fear and agony _isn't_ fun. And many of the dead will be people you know personally, too.
the worst is when your family members try to eat you!
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