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Be cursed to have the hindquarters of a donkey from the waist down. You cannot stand or walk upright but are properly proportioned to move around on all fours.

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Be able to speak with inanimate objects

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whargolflorp
throwing your voice would make you great at parties!

jarryds
inanimate objects probably have much more interesting things to say.

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