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When you die you go on to a blissful afterlife AS LONG AS the last word you ever said was "sky". If that is not the case then you will instead go on to an afterlife of torment.

 
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JonThompsonsEmail  

I discussed this with some people in person and I think it has to be the case that, while picking this option makes it for sure true, people in the world don't necessarily know. The belief is out there, but people don't really know for sure. Otherwise the obvious action would be to immediately say "sky" then kill yourself.
revegelance  

I'm just going to say "Sky" as frequently as humanly possible.
JonThompsonsEmail  

I think a practice would evolve where people just end all sentences with "Sky". Its the new period.
Zerog004  

Just say "sky" then go mute for the rest of your life.
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