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Your legs and body from the chest down are replaced by an upright vacuum cleaner. A handle mounted on your spine lets others push you around easily but you can't move under your own power.
 
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Your hands are replaced by moderately-powerful vacuum cleaners.

 
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jonnyt_

I'm thinking that you'd end up excreting whatever your "hands" suck in

revegelance

That would suck.

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