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Your legs and body from the chest down are replaced by an upright vacuum cleaner. A handle mounted on your spine lets others push you around easily but you can't move under your own power.
 
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Be able to magically dig through the ground as fast as you can walk, regardless of the ground's composition, leaving a stable three foot wide tunnel behind you as you go.

 
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