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Your legs and body from the chest down are replaced by an upright vacuum cleaner. A handle mounted on your spine lets others push you around easily but you can't move under your own power.
 
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Once per day, when you die, you can return to life at full health 50 feet away from where you died. In fact, you only seemed to die—the event killed a perfect illusion of you, while you stood a short distance away.

 
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JonThompsonsEmail

The full health this is awesome. It will cure terminal illness. Heck, even if you just get the flu. It's faster than getting better - just kill yourself.

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