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Be extremely attractive to the opposite sex, but constantly farting
 
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Have a paralyzing, heart-gripping, incurable fear of telephones (telephonophobia)

 
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JonThompsonsEmail

Hmmm. For me this is just "be constantly farting," the rest is already true.

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