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Be an extremely ugly goat who smells like urine and excretes outrageous amounts earwax
 
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One morning, as you wake from troubled dreams, you discover that you have been transformed in your bed into an enormous beetlelike insect

 
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michael.roush  

Kafka for the win.
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