Fortunately it's been long enough that I wouldn't have to follow every introduction with "no, not _that_ Hitler." I suspect few people would be seriously offended once they found out I hadn't changed my name to that as part of some neo-Nazi thing.
jonnyt_
You don't always get a chance to explain it though. People will judge you as soon as they see or hear your name - often before they ever even meet you.
jonnyt_
If you cut them off they grow back
whargolflorp
they are flesh-eating so would they try to eat you?
JonThompsonsEmail
Yes, but you control your fingers. So they can't pull your hand toward you, but if you leave your hand resting on your chest... bad things happen. :(