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You have to pick:

You are immortal and invincible, but you have have 100 razor blades embedded in your body which, with each movement, cut you on the inside (which instantly heals but hurts excruciating).
 
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Be made entirely of wood

 
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derksenmobile

I assume that you're still animate, along the lines of a wood golem like Pinocchio.

JonThompsonsEmail

Yeah, I think that makes sense

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