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Compulsively end every sentence with the word "pie"
 
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Have a pet velociraptor. It is well-behaved, but only for you.

 
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pkmntrnrz

but i already do that pie.

RbrtKurtz

Who the fuck wouldn't want a velociraptor that behaves for you?!

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