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Know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
 
or
 
Have the ability to alter everyone's perception of you to perfectly disguise yourself as anyone or anything you want, but your true form underneath the illusion is a six-foot-tall chicken.

 
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jordan.devenport21

I'm going to assume this chicken has a human brain, so I wouldn't really care.

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