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Magically know (in some completely inexplicable and unprovable yet completely credible way) that a particular acquaintance of yours was going to try to kill you in three days

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Your hair grows at a rate of ten centimeters per hour

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intepempe
Locks of Love just found their superhero. I could cut my hair once a day and they'd be able to make 3 or 4 wigs from it.

danielkinane
That wouldn't be much faster than it grows now.

RoguePainter
this includes body hair

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