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You have to pick:

Be cursed with having to forever hear and listen to Simon Cowell's inner monologue 24/7
 
or
 
Be the shortest person on earth

 
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bryan.derksen

Do I get shorter, or does everyone else who's currently shorter than me get taller?

jonnyt_

I assume you get shorter

bryan.derksen

Eventually he'll die.

JonThompsonsEmail

Yeah, especially if I have to listen to his inner monologue 24/7.

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