You have to pick:

You live at a La-Z-Boy Furniture Gallery. The rent is free and you can use the recliners, couches, display TVs to your heart's content. You have a generous daily stipend for ordering in or eating out wherever you like. The catch is that its an active store, so customers are coming in all the time during business hours and you will have no privacy. During off hours you can do whatever you like, but during business hours you must be respectful to customers and not do/say/watch anything that would be at all offensive to them.

Every second cell in your body duplicates

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derksenmobile

Cell duplication won't change the size of my bones, since bones are mostly composed of extracellular matrix material.

My brain just increased its size by a factor of 1.5 inside that same-sized skull, though.

I imagine the effect would be rather gruesomely explosive. Good thing it'll be painless, since all those extra brain cells probably instantly disrupt any conscious mental functioning.

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@derksenmobile Why do you always have to ruin everything! :'(

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