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  1. Always work the night shift
  2. Fight 40 duck sized tigers
  3. When you die you go on to a blissful afterlife AS LONG AS the last word you ever said was "sky". If that is not the case then you will instead go on to an afterlife of torment.
  4. Become a dog but still have a all your memories as a human
  5. Your hair grows at a rate of ten centimeters per hour
  6. Unexpectedly see yourself on "The Worlds Dumbest People"
  7. Be dumped into a 10x10x10' cube with a panda for 10 minutes. If the panda touches you or your clothing, you die instantly.
  8. Shoot milk out of your nose whenever you laugh. This happens regardless of whether or not you have been drinking milk.
  9. You are one of 10 babies stolen from the hospital at birth and given to willing couples as part of an experiment on different child rearing styles
  10. Fill your pants with chili, while you are wearing them


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