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Options 1057 to 1067
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Blow your nose, look at the Kleenex, and see thumbtacks
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Live on lamb
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Compulsively end every sentence with the word "pie"
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Live in a glass house for the rest of your life
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Humans had a dolphin tail (but still also have legs)
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Discover there is a large quantity of mold growing in one of your walls
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Crocodiles can now teleport
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Eat dog food
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Correct grammar was no longer required in any circumstances (including books, newspapers, legal documents)
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It turns out dogs are the smartest beings on the planet and humans exist mainly to serve them