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  1. Eat dog food
  2. Correct grammar was no longer required in any circumstances (including books, newspapers, legal documents)
  3. Every chip you ate was stale
  4. It turns out dogs are the smartest beings on the planet and humans exist mainly to serve them
  5. Be extremely competent but have no self confidence
  6. Use the washroom, look in the bowl, and see maggots
  7. Compulsively end every sentence with the word "pie"
  8. Every second cell in your body duplicates
  9. Sit at a desk all day
  10. Genuinely believe you are much better liked and much more admired than you really are


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