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  1. Correct grammar was no longer required in any circumstances (including books, newspapers, legal documents)
  2. It turns out dogs are the smartest beings on the planet and humans exist mainly to serve them
  3. Be extremely competent but have no self confidence
  4. Every second cell in your body duplicates
  5. Eat dog food
  6. Use the washroom, look in the bowl, and see maggots
  7. Compulsively end every sentence with the word "pie"
  8. Sit at a desk all day
  9. Genuinely believe you are much better liked and much more admired than you really are
  10. Your two closest male co-workers walk up to your desk, pee on it (while chatting about sports) then walk away as if nothing happened


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