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Every chip you ate was stale
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It turns out dogs are the smartest beings on the planet and humans exist mainly to serve them
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Be extremely competent but have no self confidence
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Use the washroom, look in the bowl, and see maggots
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Compulsively end every sentence with the word "pie"
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Every second cell in your body duplicates
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Sit at a desk all day
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Genuinely believe you are much better liked and much more admired than you really are
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Win the lottery, tell all your friends you've won, start celebrating, but then, as you go to pick up your money you realize you read the ticket wrong and you didn't actually win
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Have hands at the end of your legs