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  1. Be extremely competent but have no self confidence
  2. Use the washroom, look in the bowl, and see maggots
  3. Compulsively end every sentence with the word "pie"
  4. Every second cell in your body duplicates
  5. Sit at a desk all day
  6. Genuinely believe you are much better liked and much more admired than you really are
  7. Win the lottery, tell all your friends you've won, start celebrating, but then, as you go to pick up your money you realize you read the ticket wrong and you didn't actually win
  8. Have hands at the end of your legs
  9. Vomit marbles
  10. In exactly ten years animals larger than a Pygmy marmoset will transform into a blue whale. These blue whales will be regular blue whales in every way except they will possess the memories and same intellectual capacity as their original form. Everyone knows this is coming.


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