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Eat dog food
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Use the washroom, look in the bowl, and see maggots
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Compulsively end every sentence with the word "pie"
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Sit at a desk all day
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Genuinely believe you are much better liked and much more admired than you really are
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Your two closest male co-workers walk up to your desk, pee on it (while chatting about sports) then walk away as if nothing happened
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Be an Ewok
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Win the lottery, tell all your friends you've won, start celebrating, but then, as you go to pick up your money you realize you read the ticket wrong and you didn't actually win
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Have hands at the end of your legs
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Live as a Dwarf in the Dwarf Fortress universe