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Have everyone sing The Unbirthday song from Alice in Wonderland to you every day but be ignored on your real birthday
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Embrace stoicism
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Everyone you ever meet forgets your name
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The only computer you can use from now on is an iPad
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Your two closest male co-workers walk up to your desk, pee on it (while chatting about sports) then walk away as if nothing happened
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Everything look like claymation to you
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The Great Lakes cease to exist
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Find one cockroach every time you open your toilet
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Blow you nose with sandpaper for a week
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Wake up one morning to find you have changed genders