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Wake up to find your ear stapled to the ear of a random stranger
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Have people think you are a jerk
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Always wear rollerblades
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Be a herbivore, only capable of digesting plant matter
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A vat of boiling water materializes around you. One second later it disappears.
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Be deaf in one ear
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Have only three toes
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Every time you sneeze you fire a shotgun blast out of your mouth.
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Every day when you come in to work your co-workers each lick your face once
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Find out the Bea Arthur is your real mother