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Your head and body separate but remain alive. Your head can float around at "head height" and can give voice commands to your body. Your body has a primitive intelligence and obeys your commands. It cannot see or hear.
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Swim with hippos
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Live off a government welfare program
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Eat a monkey testicle
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Wake up covered with scales
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Be unable to eat artificial flavors, colors, and preservatives.
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All beautiful girls appear as manatees to you
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The option this is paired with is fried up and you have to eat it
(If this doesn't make sense figure out the closest thing that does and leave a comment indicating what you think this is)
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Be drunk all the time
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Make war over dreams