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Options 1291 to 1301
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Become a werecow
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All liquids taste unbearably disgusting to you, except whiskey
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Only eat hot-pockets for the rest of your life
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Nicholas Cage was god-emperor of the world
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Every conversation you have ends awkwardly
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Be servant to the poor
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Drink from the toilet bowl
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You fall into a vat of whatever this option is paired with (or the closest thing that makes sense (leave a comment indicating what you think this is))
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Overwhelmingly powerful aliens arrive and demand 50% of the human population as slaves, chosen by random lots. The other 50% will be left behind on Earth to do as they please.
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Be famous for being sleazy