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Options 1293 to 1303
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Only eat hot-pockets for the rest of your life
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Every conversation you have ends awkwardly
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Be servant to the poor
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Drink from the toilet bowl
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Be thrown in the ocean with a backpack full of cinder blocks
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Be famous for being sleazy
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You fall into a vat of whatever this option is paired with (or the closest thing that makes sense (leave a comment indicating what you think this is))
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Have your heart broken
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Overwhelmingly powerful aliens arrive and demand 50% of the human population as slaves, chosen by random lots. The other 50% will be left behind on Earth to do as they please.